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Extra Extra - Episode 17

Rotterdam, 14.04.23

Now dear listeners, we must warn you: The City you have come to know and love is in a state of emergency. In episode 17 of the Extra Extra Radio Show, our host, guide and favourite scratch- n-sniff Michael reports to you directly from CRAMWANK HQ where the atmosphere is rapidly heating up. We find ourselves hurled into the throes of a once-in-a-century mating catastrophe as Sequvssuk and Imba head straight for The City. These two sweet-talking, semantically anal and extremely horny giants are ready to lick, thrust and massage their way to state-wide destruction. Our advice? Don't be fooled by the gentle crescendo of their pet-named foreplay; this is seduction at the geological scale. Unless General Mother and her jacuzzi steam have anything to do with it …

Strap in and prepare to be thrilled as Michael’s finest edge-of-your-seat reporting pulls you along through roaring sex-talk, labial waterfalls and impending orgasm-induced avalanches. Today, just for once, the relief we seek is not sexual, but one that our very City depends on. The show is written and performed by Dan Fox and Michael Portnoy in close collaboration with Loes Verstappen who selected the music, and Monte Masi. Voice acting by Thomas Dudkiewicz, Dan Fox, Michael Portnoy, Loveday Smith and Johnny Vivash.

Editing and sound design by Tobias Withers. Artwork by Joost Halbertsma.