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Extra Extra - Episode 20

Rotterdam, 13.10.23

The show is written and performed by Dan Fox and Michael Portnoy in close collaboration with Loes Verstappen who selected the music, and Monte Masi. Voice acting by Thomas Dudkiewicz, Dan Fox, Michael Portnoy, Loveday Smith and Johnny Vivash. Editing and sound design by Tobias Withers. Artwork by Joost Halbertsma.

My dearest listener, allow me to beckon you into the sultry embrace of this clinical yet explosively passionate episode of the Extra Extra Radio Show. Together, we shall venture into the depths of a most unconventional haven — the Priapicom Municipal Pharmaversity, nestled on the very outskirts of The City, where life pulsates to the exhilarating rhythms of lust and love. Close your eyes and visualize a sprawling, 500-acre porcelain pharma fortress where the realms of futuristic sexual exploration and the seductive allure of academia coalesce in an irresistible blend. Immerse yourself in the riveting presentations of Dr. Trish Gripthehips, Dr. Softchoke Polypoly, Dr. Justhetip Peekinout and Dr. Lech Tooclosenow. Their daring appeals to a funding committee are poised to awaken your deepest desires, filling your mind with naughty fantasies of coffee-coated vibrators and the irresistible charm of pearly penile papules. As we later embark on a tour led by the magnetic Professor Clutterbuck, we can surrender ourselves to self-moisturizing handcuffs, the mesmerizing penis fields, and the enchanting mysteries of phallo-architectonics.

Enjoy sipping on that anal latté that tastes so good because in a moment you enter a world where kinks take a backseat, and instead, a roaring fireplace, a sensuous sheepskin rug, a chilled bottle of champagne, and the soft, flickering embrace of candlelight set the stage for pure, unadulterated romance. It's the research of the audacious Dr. Basil Janet, a rebel against convention, daring to challenge centuries of sexual orthodoxy. He seeks the elusive rhythm of love, delving into the depths of desire, subjecting his non-binary guinea pigs to unbearable tension in his quest for the one and only romance particle. Can you feel the irresistible tension, throbbing through the air like a forbidden whisper? Shall we share lingering gazes upon each other's enticing nipples or engage in an intoxicating dance of sultry compliments? My restraint wanes, and I'm tempted to claim your lips with a kiss. Rather, let us rendezvous in a self-cleaning adult theater instead and surrender to the intoxicating allure of this dazzling episode.